And that’s actually a good omen for married life. It’s great to see Tom and Sarah finally tying the knot, I think they ran out of countries to travel to. There were problems with the cake, the initial priest, the hair and make-up… There was one point when I thought that the only white Sarah would be wearing today was a straight jacket! But fortunately, it is this lovely dress she has on here today. Can we get a round of applause for her? It was all very stressful for her. I can tell you that Sarah almost single-handedly organised the whole Wedding day. Luckily Tom is really lazy so they are a perfect match. Sarah is one of the nicest and kindest people you will ever meet. It’s not often the Best Man is also close friends with the Bride. This speech isn’t all about Tom I have actually known Sarah for almost as long as I have known Tom. She deserves a great husband and we all know very well she has found one in you. Sarah is a lovely person, she’s smart, she’s funny, she’s warm, loving and caring. But he did apologise to me, the next day, as soon as he got into work he emailed me saying sorry about yesterday, no hard feelings.Īpart from when Liverpool won the league, I know this is the happiest day of your life, and so it should be, for you have just married a most beautiful lady. I was roaring crying, then he started crying realising what he’d done. Suddenly one came smashing down on me splitting my head open. Tom told me to sit inside while he adds the final blocks. We were out playing in the back garden and I think we were making a tent with a sheet held with big cavity blocks holding it in place on top of a wall. One occasion may have resulted in me pushing Tom off his bike into a lake.īut don’t worry, Tom did get his revenge. We were always very competitive growing up and have had our fair share of heated arguments. Tom and I have been best friends for a long time now and it’s safe to say that we have been through a lot together. In fact, his club contacted me personally to wish him all the best and to say that he made a major contribution to the team.… by retiring two years ago. Tom has been known let tell people that his sporting prowess was legendary. I’m having trouble reading your handwriting, what does that say? So where do I start with Tom? Well for starters he’s… handsome. It was a lovely service, and I know that there was a lot of preparation put into making this a magical day so thank you to everyone involved. #Funny ispeech freeIt just goes to show how just much everyone cares about Tom and Sarah and just how far Andrew Brown will travel for a free meal. It is really great to see everyone here today, I know it was a long way to travel for some, but we genuinely appreciate it. There is an unwritten rule of wedding etiquette that states that nobody should look more handsome than the groom and I’d like to thank the Groomsmen Liam and John for sticking to that rule to the letter. Indeed they are only eclipsed by Sarah herself, who, I’m sure you’ll all agree, looks absolutely stunning. They all look wonderful and have done an excellent job today. The very glamourous mothers Mary and Jackie. The lovely Bridesmaids, Alison, Niamh, and Nicola. Wedding procession observations and give thanksīefore I undertake the customary duty of giving Tom an uncomfortable few minutes, I would like to say a few thank-yous first. But I’m sure Dave was glad he didn’t have to lift a finger, and it meant Chris could start drinking at our breakfast this morning. Not as surprised as Dave and Chris (Groomsmen) were though. I’m absolutely honoured to be chosen to be best man, and I was quite surprised when I was asked actually. I suppose I should introduce myself properly. So I’m sure my wife Susan will tell you that this speech should have been over 5 seconds ago. How do I get the timing right when I have so much ammunition against Tom? Well, a wise man once told me that you should never publicly speak for longer that you can last in the bedroom. I have put a lot of thought into this speech and I think the most important thing is timing. Good evening everyone, I’m sure you’ll all admit this has turned out to be a brilliant wedding celebration, yet every silver-lining does have a cloud, and that is, that you’ve now got to listen to me, unfortunately. Insert the names for your group as needed. Note: This funny Best Man speech template uses the name ‘Tom’ for the Groom, Sarah for the Bride, ‘Ben’ for the Best Man and other example names. Speech style: Medium, spicy and hilarious
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